THE
GOING
NOWHERE
COLLECTION

ACTUAL MUGS THAT YOU CAN ACTUALLY BUY

THE
GOING
NOWHERE
COLLECTION

COMMEMORATE THE SHITTIEST PERIOD OF YOUR LIFE

IN MUG
FORM

FORGOT TO HIDE THE MOISTURIZER BEFORE A ZOOM CALL?

BUY THE
HOME
OFFICE
EDITION

Holds Hot AND Cold Liquids.
Reminds you of just how shit lockdown is.
Celebrate still having enough income to waste on a mug.
Handle supports right and left handed usage.

DISGUISE YOUR DRINKING HABIT

BUY THE
WORKIN
MOM
EDITION

Can be thrown medium distances.
Interior color compliments Rose, and even Chardonnay.
Not tested on animals.
Due to popular demand, limited to 50 mugs per order.